ESA, NASA and...eh...IFTA.... reports just in have confirmed that the Spaceman has accidentally exited his spaceship drivers side window and is currently on a freefall descent, through the different stratusus/ statas/ stratee/ stra... - layers of space stuff we learnded in school, to earth, where upon landing he will have to stand himself up, dust himself down, right himself right, left to his own fate.....essentially he‘s all over the place – he desperately needs your help. He would appreciate if you would spare him some of your thumb touch tekkers and guide him back to the stars where he can be reunited with his spaceship again. Hopefully he can rise again all the way to the stars, unfortunately this time without his spaceship, so that he can resurrect his now, literally, downward trajectory career.
Speaking of rising again and resurrection, for Easter Sony currently has a sale on PSN....called their PSN Easter Sale. There’s a decent list of games in there at some good prices. But of course you’ll have no need to purchase any (go on, have a quick look- if you must)...your gaming calendar will be filled in for the next while helping a fallen Spaceman on his ascension...in STAR JUMP, the upcoming Google Play release by Burn Bright Games. Whoa, it’s been quiet in here lately. Mainly because we have been busy finishing our first game for release....STAR JUMP. What is this game we hear you ask? STAR JUMP is the touching story of a fallen spaceman. (Scroll down....space is a long way up!) When we say ‘fallen’ we don’t mean in the ‘desolate, down in the dumps, hit rock bottom’ metaphorical sense
....we mean he has actually fallen out of the sky and, with your help, must repeatedly jump back up to the stars to find his spaceship. And when we say ‘touching’ we don’t mean in the way of the intimate shenanigans’ of the young couple at the beginning of ‘The Notebook’ movie.......nor do we mean ‘touching’ in the sense of the sadness between the old couple at the end of ‘The Notebook’ movie (it’s official – Adrian and Dan are just the BIGGESTEST fans of The Notebook; Michael never heard of it) ....we mean touching as in your required actions in this soon to be released on Google Play mobile device touch screen game.....named STAR JUMP. How did he fall out of his spaceship we hear you ask? Well, it’s obvious...he fell while leaning too far out of his driver side spaceship window while trying to wipe space precipitation off the side mirror...of course. So essentially, precipitation caused his precipitation! But in reality...precipitation was only the catalyst of the precipitation of his precipitation. Stay tuned for the launch countdown (starting next week).....if there is any delay we will just commence another countdown to the start of the countdown. You are all free to join along when it commences. Anyway....COMING SOON!...STAR JUMP that is, not the precipitation....hopefully! |
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